Please Hold for Profit

Please Hold for Profit is an idle tycoon about running an insurance cold-calling empire. Nobody wants to talk to you. You call them anyway.

Start in your bedroom with one laptop and a dream. Then rent an office, hire a team, upgrade your desks, and grow into a corporation that makes people hold the line for a living.

What you do

• Hire salespeople with different traits and fire the slackers
• Upgrade desks, training and perks (or don't, and watch morale tank)
• Survive random events: angry customers, cancellations, overtime and wellness seminars
• Climb from a tiny office to HQ, then go IPO and start over bigger
• Customize your boss: 13 hairstyles, 6 beards, suits and accessories

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I made this alone and I want to know what's broken and what's boring. Please leave a comment.